I was a baby in a living room once
My life used to be pink and gemstones
And huge eyes and talking horses and
Anatomically incorrect turtles and girls
Who are all legs and chalk nubs and
Crushing on mermaids with purple hair
When did I stop being in love with the
World and all of my babysitters when
Did I become a manipulative toddler
Thumbsucking fucker forgetting how
To swallow my life was as sweet as pepto
Hippo milk pesto poop and past due
My life was goldfish and cream cheese
Cucumber sandwiches my life was
Crustless and crestfallen strawberry milk
Bubble bathes and a giraffe on my birthday
I'm an 8 year old with a heart monitor at
Chuck E. Cheese and they can't figure out
Why I'm on the floor again they can't figure
Out when I went bad when I turned rotten